Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
Album:  Wu-Tang Forever
Song:   Dog Shit
Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash, Cno Evil

*dogs barking*

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]
All y'all bitches put your naps together
And all you niggaz put your dicks together, bitch

(Ol' Dirty starts singing)
Hoeeeee! 			Yah ha heh
De, hayyyy!			Ah ha he hay
De, haaaaa!			Errr hah hahhhr
Haaaaaaaah			He hawww, heahh

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]
She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
White ones cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese

(Ol' Dirty sings again)
Hoeeeeee! 
Yeah, hayyyy!			Dedicated to all you bitch ass niggaz
De, haaaaa			And you bitch ass niggarettes
Bitch! Hoeeeeee!		Motherfuckers!

[RZA] Let that bitch know!

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
the Ol' Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight
It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight
Hoeeeeee!

[Method] Stankin ass hoes!

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]
You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown!  Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn

(crazy drunken ass ODB singin again)

Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
Hoeeeee, de heyyyy
(This is dedicated to all y'all bitches)
De, haaaahhhh
Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Ahahaahaaah

[Street] Fuck y'all!

[Skit: Ugly Man]
Yo son, fuck is it
Fuck is ya Soul II Soul
You look like some nasty back up dancers for En Vogue
Little nasty R&B niggas
Yo, he look like he was breakdancin in an Allure video
Spinnin on his lips
(What's up with bookworm, what's up with bookworm)
Nigga what's up with your Speak-N-Spell shoes
Fisher Price my first Timberlands
Nigga yo, these shits are old nigga
You gotta get some chuckas, fucka
Yo
Nigga got on a Lamont Sandford dress shirt
"What do you want you big dummy?"
(that's me nigga)
And as for you, you DJ Catcho shirt wearin ass nigga
(You crazy?)
Your shit look like a dish rag
Nigga your shirt look like a curtain