Artist: T.M.F. Album: n/a Song: The Chosen One Typed by: Tha Masta [Intro: Samples, cut and scratched] "Theodore, nigga" - Ghost "When we hug these mics, we get busy" - Ghost "One, one, one-two" - Trife "It's Trife Da God" - Trife "Y'all niggaz know what it be" - J-Love [Trife Da God] Aiyo, I'm trying to get these dollars intact I got nickel bags of weed and cigarettes for five dollars a pack And when the D's come, you niggaz better swallow the crack Don't play around, wash it down with a bottle of 'Gnac Theodore, we the Harlem Globtrotters of rap And whoever got a problem with that, we could bang out It's like we up north, nigga, we in the same house I teach ya brains like teens and have 'em hang out Once I pull that flame out, that beef get to simmering You beter haul ass and move ya feet in them Timberlands Skip to my lou, swinging dick to ya boo To see gorillas you ain't gotta take a trip to the zoo Just take a ride to the Stapleton side on Staten Island North Shore, where them guns cost more with them black talons I don't need a reason to act violent, I'm as wild as they come Motherfucker, I've been wild since day one [Chorus 2X: samples] "Thoedore, Thoedore, Theodore" - Ghost "Staten Island stand up, New York stand up" - Ghost [Tommy Whispers] We getting paper, drop big bricks like skyscrappers Nine lives, you pussy chase, son, my laser beams Ran from ya man, how you gon' face ya team? T.M.F., we make and take all the CREAM 218 Broad, ya regime is frauds Pull it up in the green Accord and squeeze the four G's galore, only puff if the trees is raw My Timbs got scuffed, homey, I'm 'bout to lean ya jaw Two time felon, dusty burners, we clean 'em off And go to work on them corners like hookers in skirts Spit a hook and a verse, yea, to make them crooks go berzerk Wilding in the club, Staten Island in the club Ya hurt, getting took, by some Stapleton thugs Put cuts on them mugs, and they love to bust slugs Magnum P.I., arrive, blasting B.I. I'm a general, y'all Joes is some average G.I.'s [Chorus 2X] [Trife Da God] Niggaz said I wouldn't get it But now that I got it, I doubled my profit I find it ironic I'm blowing that chronic R. Kelly said that he was "Trapped in the Closet" Well, I'm trapped in the projects, still jabbing them pockets Just in the ghetto rumbling with the devil, ain't nothing promised Niggaz'll throw the tool in ya mouth like orthodontists You could find us on the grimiest corners, getting our gwop on Glocks drawn, holding that butter, slinging that popcorn [Tommy Whispers] I'm on the verge, tipping like the Leaning Tower of Pisa The nerve of these labels not recognizing my eager A hungry man born in the land where no one feeds ya Gotta get ya own, niggaz get stoned for they Adidas This is hip hop, I manifest words, make you believe us I got fans, original man, so call me Jesus When I walk, they follow my sand, the children need us T.M.F., we don't pull out fork, no one can eat us [Chorus]